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    A Weirder-Than-Usual Tardigrade Just Turned Up in a Parking Lot

    A newfound species of tardigrade, or “water bear,” with tendril-festooned eggs has been discovered in the parking lot of an apartment building in Japan. The newfound tardigrade, Macrobiotus shonaicus, is the 168th species of this sturdy micro-animal ever discovered in Japan. Tardigrades are famous for their toughness: They can survive in extreme cold (down to minus 328 degrees […] More

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    The Secret History of the First Cat in Space

    On October 18th, 1963, the Centre national d’études in France was set to send a small cat named Félix into space. After lagging behind its Soviet and American competitors, France was eager to stake its claim in the space race—with cats, for some reason. But on launch day, the mischievous little beast went missing—and an […] More

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    Here’s Who Will Win Super Bowl LII, According to a Hippo

    WARNING: This article contains spoilers for a future live sporting event, assuming that you accept that a 1-year-old hippo has the power to violate all known laws of time and space. Fiona the hippo has determined that the Philadelphia Eagles will win the 2018 Super Bowl, and she communicated her determination to humanity by eating […] More

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    Why can’t you get your cat to follow orders?

    Cats are not like dogs. It is much harder to make them obey; they are headstrong and seem almost to be lazy. Quite often we become the servants of the cat, rather than the other way around. Take the cat Conrad for example. He lives with a human named Truls. Conrad is a rescue animal […] More

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