Meet Merlin: The Ragdoll Cat Who Is Tired Of Everything

You’ve heard of Grumpycat, now get ready for… Merlin!

According to his Instagram account, @MerlinRagdoll, Merlin is part Ragdoll, part Himalayan, and 100% unamused by his human’s antics.

It’s my humans birthday today so to thank her for her efforts I left her a gift in my litter box 💩🎁 . This ones for you @alyssatudhope @__tashaanne @alyyseg

A post shared by ✨Merlin✨ (@merlinragdoll) on Nov 13, 2017 at 9:16am PST

The ragdoll breed of cats are are longhair cats with blue eyes and a colorpoint coat. Despite his appearance, ragdolls are known to be docile and calm, but Merlin has a serious case of ~~resting~~ permanent bitch face.

Which list do you think Santa has put me on this year? Naughty? Nice? Or the I don’t care because I’m a cat list? #closecall . . Thanks aunt @__tashaanne for capturing my good side.

A post shared by ✨Merlin✨ (@merlinragdoll) on Dec 12, 2017 at 6:23am PST

Merlin is also on Facebook, not that he cares.

“I love squats and kale” – said no one ever.

A post shared by ✨Merlin✨ (@merlinragdoll) on Dec 6, 2017 at 9:00am PST

Merlin’s human found what I assume is the perfect job for him: Grinch!

The term “grinchy” shall apply when the Christmas spirit is in short supply.

A post shared by ✨Merlin✨ (@merlinragdoll) on Dec 7, 2017 at 9:17am PST

And you can see it’s not just an angle, or a particular moment in time… This is his face. Always.

Here in Canada, @timhortons coffee is the elixir of life. Where are all of my followers from? ☕️

A post shared by ✨Merlin✨ (@merlinragdoll) on Nov 22, 2017 at 9:10am PST

But that doesn’t stop him from getting into the Christmas spirit…

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meee, a tacky, crooked Christmas treee 🎵

A post shared by ✨Merlin✨ (@merlinragdoll) on Dec 1, 2017 at 9:05am PST

… Or from enjoying the snow…

All of this white shit really inspires me… to retire and get the hell out of here #wheresmyigloo ⛄️ Sound UP 🔊🔊🔊🔊

A post shared by ✨Merlin✨ (@merlinragdoll) on Nov 24, 2017 at 9:20am PST

But at his heart, he’s still a cat. If it fits, it sits!